Will Rogers Rule of Thumb

Everything is changing ... people are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Dan Eklund Rule of Thumb

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference ... he acquired his size from too much pi.

Chuck George Rule of Thumb

Chili today, hot tamale.

Will Rogers Rule of Thumb

Everything is funny ... as long as it's happening to somebody else!

Jim Jindrick Rule of Thumb

If they're laughing, they're listening ... if they're listening, they're learning!

Will Rogers Rule of Thumb

I don't make jokes ... I just watch the government and report the facts!

Anna Robinson Rule of Thumb

Life is short ... break the rules ... forgive quickly ... kiss slowly ... love truly ... laugh uncontrollably ... and never regret anything that made you smile!

Henny Youngman Rule of Thumb

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Take my wife ... please!

Isaac Newton Rule of Thumb

Gravity sucks!

As impressive as science is, gravity is still somewhat of a mystery! Really! Oh, the effects of gravity are well documented, well analyzed, mathematically defined. But gravity itself ... what it is, how it works, why it exists ... nope! No definitive explanation! Still one of those mysteries of science! Yes, indeed ... gravity sucks!

Edward De Bono Rule of Thumb

Humor is the most significant activity of the human brain.

Dwight D. Eisenhower Rule of Thumb

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

A. Whitney Brown Rule of Thumb

The saving grace of humor is that if you fail, no one is laughing at you!

Henry Ward Beecher Rule of Thumb

Good humor makes all things tolerable.