Too Much Information Tip ...

There are two things you don't want to watch being made: hot dogs and laws.

[Thank you, Michael J Jindrick]

Joe Martin Rule of Thumb

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison ... it went a lot faster with two people digging.

Paul Efron Rule of Thumb

A good attorney knows the law ... a great attorney knows the judge!

Samuel Goldwyn Rule of Thumb

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

John Browning Rules of Thumb

Don't accept lap dances as payment for legal fees ... don't act like a dumb idiot in public ... don't try to deduct prostitutes and porn on your taxes, especially if you're a tax lawyer ... don't sleep with clients or their spouses ... dead men don't tell tales, and they don't sign legal documents either.

Stewart Weltman Rule of Thumb

Do not initiate the motion to dismiss procedure unless there is a reasonable likelihood that the plaintiff's complaint will ultimately be dismissed with prejudice.

Clarence Darrow Rule of Thumb

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest ... that would seriously interfere with business.

Michael Powell Rule of Thumb

Hiring lawyers and suing is a hell of a lot easier for the average corporation than being creative.

[Insert Politician Name Here] Rule of Thumb

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts!

Larry Hecker Rule of Thumb

Verbal agreements lead to verbal disagreements.